Rattata

It’s like his RATTATA is in the top percentage of RATTATA. Let’s discuss Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver or something. This is what happens when I procrastinate yet again and I didn’t feel like doing another video post right after a video post so I made this.

57 Responses to “Rattata”


  • GDI AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING HE EVER CALLS FOR. its never like “hi nice weather we’re having MY RATATA IS IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE” or even “oh hey i really miss you ITS LIKE THE TOP PERCENTAGE”. no it’s only the same call every time.

  • Awesome. :3

    Really, that line is just so dang funny! Also, I saw (or rather, heard) that thing related to the line that Muffin made. Even more awesome :3

  • このアメリカ人どもめ!

    Damn you and your earlier releases. >:T

  • This is what sorcery causes. Never doing it again.

  • The legendarie canineoid trio will somehow still be able to run away, even if they are ASLEEP. That is silly, and a little annoying :T

  • I spend more time with my Pokemon than my own family!

    -oh, that fisherman has such a terrible life~

    oh and rattata kid is pretty anger-inducing yeahhhh

  • I keep calling him but he only talks about how RATTATA is awesome or something.

    Meanwhile Camper Liz actually had a REMATCH! OH BOY!

  • Doesn’t he say “top percentile of RATTATA?”

  • You thought it was going to be a straightforward mission: infiltrate the offshore cleanup facility, rescue the hostages and the President, and stop the terrorists. But then you discovered a conspiracy that could shake the United States to its core! Now your hero-worship-idol has betrayed you, you were kidnapped and stripped by the terrorists, and now you must run naked through the bowels of Arsenal Gear while your CO babbles nonsensically at you.

  • I haven’t played pokemon since blue, how many pokemon are there now? I hear this version comes bundled with a pokewalker that people are already engineering ways of cheating.

  • The first time I got that call was five minutes after I fought him and I thought it meant he wanted a rematch, so I went all the way back through the routes I’d passed to get back to him just to have him tell me he’s not good at catching pokemon. Ever since then I’ve secretly loathed him. I answer his calls and then remain completely silent until he hangs up. He doesn’t seem to notice, though. He just goes on about his Rattata without seeming to care if I have anything to say. I have feelings too, you know! T.T

  • im not counting, but i guessing theres OVER 9000 pokemon right now

  • I do not understand this. Clearly I need to play more Pokemon.

  • @Thefre: 493 currently, but two more for an upcoming 5th generation have been confirmed.

    Personally, I wouldn’t mind if Pokemon stopped at HeartGold and SoulSilver. It is the epitome of gaming and musical awesomeness, you don’t have much room to improve on that.

  • I’m so sad, though… In the Pikachu Pokewalker course the Flying Pikachu is always male. That just ruins my plan for the optimal Marisachu…

  • His RATTATA is in the top percentile of all RATTATA!

    …I want a Marisachu too!

  • Y-yeah… I never should have registered that person in my Pokegear.

  • @CapedLuigisYoshi: No, we just need 1 more pokemon game: Pokemon Online.

    seriously. Do want.

    also: His rattata may be in the top percentile of rattata, but my blissy can 1-shot Diamond/Pearl Cynthia. What now? yeah, yeah… and guess what little kid… SHORTS ARE NOT COMFY! THEY ARE LAME!

  • Hahaha!

    Man, this stuff kills me.

  • A pokemon mmorpg does seem the logical way to go. The only reason why nintendo hasn’t jumped on it yet is probably because they only do console games. Though the DS is online capable is it not?

    I personally think such a thing would be awesome, as long as they kept the core gameplay pretty much the same.

  • @Thefre: The latest games have online capabilities, but i think there’s a limit or something to what the DS can do.

    That said, a PC game with similar graphics would be interesting. as for the core gameplay… Making it work in an MMO would be an interesting challenge. I would love to see how it would be pulled off.

    But Nintendo did say that they are in no hurry to jump to online gaming. Pity.

  • NoWaiThatsImpossible:O!

    i hate rattatatatatatata >:C!

    they pop up everywhere ;~;”

  • Why on earth did I misread “Ruttata”? ºvº

  • lol, I agree with this flash, cause I got that same call when playing soul silver today.

  • @MarisaMuffin: Well look at that, there’s my new ringtone! hahaha

  • Yeah, that’s annoying. Especially when that one Picnicker calls you, and she meant to call somebody else. LI

  • Oh god. It was only a matter of time Joey got into Walfas! D:

    HE’S GETTING EVERYWHERE!

  • Damn that Rattata.
    I hate Rattata.

  • Im fine with new games coming out, because really, I don’t see why Gold/Silver would be the prime of the pokemon – In fact I like most other games’ music better, also G/S legendaries weren’t as awesome as other editions legis. And the afterstory of G/S – I didnt like that one – It was just a short version of pokemon red/blue.

  • That’s why I only register people who give me items :/

  • SO TRUE!!! XDDD

  • triggerhappymonk was here!!!!!!!!!

  • i don’t own Heart Gold or Soul Silver at the moment. All I have is Sinnoh and Hoenn games, oh an Leaf Green. (Only time I did play a Johto game is when I deleted my brother’s file in Gold Version when i was so young o.o he sure as hell wasn’t happy :D)

  • Well, it’s called your mom, I mean, she calls alot more often than that Jr. Trainer guy is. And besides, there’s always one thing you can do. W8 for 8 rings, and bingo, you ignored the call.

  • Danielu Yoshikoto

    Yeah… I bought the game today… And I didn´t bother to catch a rattata.

    Oh well… I want to chellange you to an duel, but I still haven´t beaten any Gym (Still leveling up my Pokémon) so… can we do this some time in the future then?

  • I WANT MORE REMATCHES, ESPECIALLY WITH LIZ, WHO I INCLUDED IN MY FANFIC.
    STOP TALKING ABOUT RATATTA PERCENTILES, PLZ.

    …I’m pretty sure it’s percentile, but Percentage is close enough, since nobody really seems to care.

  • HATE that kid… I should remove him from my cell… <_<

    My Gold version rulez. :3 <3 Brings back memories…

  • I want a Patchoulirisu.

    I’m like waaay in Mahogany Town right now. As in, like, the suspicious town that used to be a hiding place for ninjas.

  • Hey, what do you do with your PC boxed pokemon? I usually just release them. Seems like a waste…

  • @Aki: ………Patchoulirisu? …………I may draw that…

    @Wade: I try to find time to train them… Try.

  • I’ve already beaten red and have gotten the majority of the legendary pokemon in SoulSilver. And all the pokemon I don’t have are simply going to be traded from Diamond.

    Holy shit I should stop beating games so fast

  • RATATATATATATATTATATAATATTATATAATATTATATATATTATATATA
    TATATATTATATATATTATATATATATTATATATATATATATATTATATATT
    ATAATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
    ATATATATATATATA
    YEAHHHHH

  • Lol @Wade
    I don’t get what’s up with that guy, either. Why catch Pokemon just to release them? I can see if you don’t like a RATTATA, so you don’t want to catch it and evolve it into a RATTICATE you will never use, but still… :|

  • Rattata Percentage is high… And the person must be high XD

    its very lol

  • Liz, why do you always call the wrong number? Why don’t you actually love me ;A;

  • Oh and also, HI! I LIKE SHORTS. 9w9

  • *beating all of Team Rocket
    *ring ring ring

    “Hello, honey! This is your mom. I just found something for a great deal at the store, so I bought it with your mo-”
    YEAH YEAH MOM THATS GREAT… GO AHEAD AND SPEND ARIANA’S MONEY…

  • People are scaring me of playing HG/SS ( ;A;)

  • Lol!

    I never noticed how those lines can sound funny. So long since I last played Gold…

  • @Carrot: FFFFFFF STOP BUYING ME COLBUR BERRIES MOM I WILL NEVER USE THEM EVER

  • I want Kris back. :0

  • Rattata!? Nazrin, I choose you!!!!

  • HI. YOU KNOW, MY RATTATA IS REALLY COOLZ.
    Ugh, at least talk about your RATICATE. It EVOLVED, you idiot. It’s not a Rattata anymore.

  • So after dealing with the trainer and that darn RATTATA for about 800 hours gametime on the original Silver version, It ended with me deleting everyone off the cellphone list. A few days later, I figured out why trainer RED lives in the cave in the middle of nowhere.

    (sidenote: you HAD to answer every call on the original Silver)

  • I always thought it would be awesome if it existed a ratata-exclusive move called ratattack…

    …I also want a Marisachu, it would go great with my Rantales!

  • I’m in the mahogany segment of the radio tower, and I just met Ariana. She looks like a female version of my rival. HM CONNECTION?

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