1. “Aiming to Be Danmaku Master (Catch ‘Em All!)”
Gotta spark ’em all! Awesome.
2. “I Don’t Want This Kind of Touhou”
Heh…all sorts of ways Touhou could be messed up. Let’s see…
Screen elements are too hyper.
Your equipment (game partner) is sold out.
The captions make fun of you.
Your shots are really slow.
Your shots bounce back at you.
Danmaku types are selected at random.
(Characters) can’t read the atmosphere. (Iku shows up and says, “I came in from Hisouten LOL”)
Spell card names suffer middle-schooler disease.
(The last spell card name is the absurdly overblown “Dragon God Thundering Emperor Demon Midnight Blue Blade”.)
You get abducted by UFOs.
You get the wrong UFO. (UFO brand ramen)
(Enemies) wander off somewhere.
Comes with danmaku reflection (pronounced “cheat”) mode.
No charisma. (“Uuu!☆”)
Has charisma. (Cirno decides to change her title from ⑨ to IX.)
(Characters) are doing some dance. (Thank you, KamS)
Then comes the bonus—which is longer than the main section—where he takes all those elements and more and scrambles them together. The warning says if you worry about following any story in it, you lose.
Won’t start
Too many difficulty levels
Difficulty level selected at random
Weird player character choice
Equipment sold out
Text in question form for some reason
Stage title makes fun of you (“Unzan’s a PC. Srsly, Unzan LOL”)
(Characters) can’t read the atmosphere
(Sanae says, “Hey, all you viewers, were you expecting Nue? Sorry, but it’s me.”)
Attacks in the middle of conversation
Enemy’s motion is clumsy
Danmaku’s motion is also clumsy
Sound effects are variously bizarre
Spell card names are excessively long
Persistent (character art) cut-ins
Not adhering to common sense
Just checked the Nicovideo description for video 1. The main characters are MariSatoshi (MarisAsh?) and Mikochu.
MariSatoshi: Mikochu, use Dream Seal!!
Mikochu: Mikoooo!!!
Was that Junka Amaoto singing the Pokemon OP? The same Junka who voiced Grolla Seyfarth from Rosenkreuzstilette? o_o Man she has a nice singing voice. XD
second video was really awesome. thanks!
In b4 everybody yelling Un-zan! Un-zan!
I missed the first video for some reason. Nice catch.
First vid also had some Monster Hunter stuff in it too, so now all of a sudden we are also hunting the pokemon? O.o
I suddenly want to play Touhoumon…
…Cirno stole the precious charisma?
WHAT IS THE SECOND VIDEO MADE UP OF!?
1. “Aiming to Be Danmaku Master (Catch ‘Em All!)”
Gotta spark ’em all! Awesome.
2. “I Don’t Want This Kind of Touhou”
Heh…all sorts of ways Touhou could be messed up. Let’s see…
Screen elements are too hyper.
Your equipment (game partner) is sold out.
The captions make fun of you.
Your shots are really slow.
Your shots bounce back at you.
Danmaku types are selected at random.
(Characters) can’t read the atmosphere. (Iku shows up and says, “I came in from Hisouten LOL”)
Spell card names suffer middle-schooler disease.
(The last spell card name is the absurdly overblown “Dragon God Thundering Emperor Demon Midnight Blue Blade”.)
You get abducted by UFOs.
You get the wrong UFO. (UFO brand ramen)
(Enemies) wander off somewhere.
Comes with danmaku reflection (pronounced “cheat”) mode.
No charisma. (“Uuu!☆”)
Has charisma. (Cirno decides to change her title from ⑨ to IX.)
(Characters) are doing some dance. (Thank you, KamS)
Then comes the bonus—which is longer than the main section—where he takes all those elements and more and scrambles them together. The warning says if you worry about following any story in it, you lose.
Won’t start
Too many difficulty levels
Difficulty level selected at random
Weird player character choice
Equipment sold out
Text in question form for some reason
Stage title makes fun of you (“Unzan’s a PC. Srsly, Unzan LOL”)
(Characters) can’t read the atmosphere
(Sanae says, “Hey, all you viewers, were you expecting Nue? Sorry, but it’s me.”)
Attacks in the middle of conversation
Enemy’s motion is clumsy
Danmaku’s motion is also clumsy
Sound effects are variously bizarre
Spell card names are excessively long
Persistent (character art) cut-ins
Not adhering to common sense
Is it bad that I wish the omake was a danmakufu script?
Nice Pokemon parody, and now I want a Reimuchu.
And funny second video too.
Just checked the Nicovideo description for video 1. The main characters are MariSatoshi (MarisAsh?) and Mikochu.
MariSatoshi: Mikochu, use Dream Seal!!
Mikochu: Mikoooo!!!
Hey Walfas, you should feature v=09qmOwBBN24
That video is full of baka
http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/21772560
More Iya Touhou. Funny.
Was that Junka Amaoto singing the Pokemon OP? The same Junka who voiced Grolla Seyfarth from Rosenkreuzstilette? o_o Man she has a nice singing voice. XD
Every Touhou game should have an “Abnormal” mode! :)