Touhou × Kyouran Kazoku Nikki


Here’s an awesome parody of the OP of an anime I have never seen. No daily flash because I’m at my other computer, which I don’t usually make daily flashes on. School is pretty much over, except for some exams. Friday is the US History regents exams, and next Wednesday is physics. I don’t actually know what I’ll be doing with the site in the next few days because I won’t be on that computer either. I think maybe (just maybe) I’ll go work on a Touhou flash if I can think of any ideas.

Anyhow, minor update to create.swf: added single Youmu sword, dark sword, and zombie eyes/mouth. The gravity well and speech bubbles now have additional settings, the names on the imageboard background are now changeable, and some problems with the fusion lab were fixed.

26 Responses to “Touhou × Kyouran Kazoku Nikki”


  • I should probably note that the gravity well has new keyboard shortcut functionality as well. You’ll notice if you go into settings that there is an option to set shift power and ctrl power. When you have the gravity well selected, holding shift or ctrl will alter the gravity well’s power accordingly. This only works if the gravity will is your target.

  • Tenshi is not wearing underwear in the video.

  • Out of curiosity, are you using the F=G*M1*M2/(r^2) equation to do the gravity well?

  • Actually, no. The mathematical functions I use for gravity are actually really simple stuff you might find in noob games. Touhous have no mass, so I don’t have to factor that into any equations. The amount of force the touhou experiences at any moment is thus pulled from variables that saves their velocity. Each turn, the gravity’s pull is added into the velocity, then friction is applied to the velocity. With this method I can apply any number of gravitational forces as I want (though it will slow down the program a lot).

    It’s not a perfect representation of gravity, but my main priority was to make something that “looks” like gravity. Hopefully I’ve achieved that effect. You’ll see the multiple gravity thing in effect next update will have some more gravity fun, though maybe not in a form you might expect.

  • i love this anime

  • Well, at least the full version of that parody OP is out now.
    Also, What dangers would there be if there were an army of Easy Mode Icicle Fall Cirnos?

  • Chen in a two-piece…. *nosebleed*… And did that happen to be ZUN I saw running from Flan?

  • @OniNeko: Yes, yes it was.

    And ZOMG, I totally just rescued this off the 5th page of /jp/ and posted it on pooshlmer!

    Time to go play with the gravity well!

  • I love this anime, nice to see an OP parody of it early XD

  • As for ideas, didn’t you say you had an Aya flash idea? Back when you did the Yuuka flash?

    You could do a caramelldansen flash.

    Also, check this out: the 11s translated your Yousei flash.
    http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3246614

  • For some reason the only thing that entered my mind throughout all that (besides gasp PC-98) was that the bucket loli is already making appearances in these things.

  • cool they finally finished it. looks great ^_^

  • the yakkuris are evolving, they now have tentacles with wich to VIOLATE OUR SANCTUMS D:

  • Ohhhh, this OP project was completed? Nice find.

  • Ah, I *knew* I’ve seen the original version before …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pV3pOwTew

    “Suddenly, catgirls! Hundreds of them!”

  • Crazy stuff

  • Ok, this got me interested in that anime… I’ll start looking for it this week.

    @MarisaMuffin: No no, for my case it was “Suddenly, catgirls! Thousands of them!” Hoo! Better than a hundred anyday!

  • Hundreds or Thousands, I still want to see this anime now :O! It seems to have the power of circle nine written all over it. Even if the original anime has cat girls and no ice fairies in it.

  • Made of awesome, but I think Chen is more suitable to be Kyouka, for obvious reasons. A friend of mine and I recently made some joke about Chen calling herself Chen-sama. Anime is a baaaad influence for kids.

  • @Sparky:

    Cirno is the awesome omnipotent crazy genius around here, don’t you forget it :P

  • It’s a fun anime. It has different EDs.

    @PurpleKama: I hear that, brudda!

  • inlineatthemorgue

    the first five seconds of the intro I thought that the Reimu yuukuri with Cirno had a strip of bacon for a body.

  • Reimu is a flash eating zombie!

  • The artwork here is awesome.
    We need a Touhou anime, BAD.

  • I remember I saw the anime this is a parody of…
    It sucks so much I don’t think I could type to you how bad it was, it’s only redeeming factor is it’s opening which is a bit entertaining, but nothing above average.

  • Saturday Night Fever…

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