Interestingly, there’s actually a Prescription Drug Name Generator (complete with randomly generated statistics and drug information). There’s a lot of random name/info generators for even the most obscure things, I guess. Anyway, I found a lot of the real side effects in the daily flash from a quick Google search, which is kinda scary because one of the sites I found had like a really really long list of maybe around a hundred side effects. But yeah, it’s weird that some things really do have so many side effects.
Well, decrease of mana and minus stamina didn’t really bother me *I have plenty of them. But yeah, things like seeing through darkness without night vision goggle and super powers looks inviting.
The thing about the side effects is, they’re legally required to list all the side effects anyone has ever experienced while testing the drug. So there are a lot of side effects that maybe only one person ever experienced and have a very low chance of happening and never all at once, but they’re required to list them all, with the effect of making every single drug sound like deadly poison.
First!!! HOORAY!
I was expecting Eirin the moment I saw “Drug” and “Medicine”.
Woah, nightvision and superpowers! Awesome! Oh, but I’ll keep decreasing in mana. That means I sacrifice my spells.
Yay… so ridiculous…
Also I expected Eirin… but whatever
Echo: Same… HELP ME EIRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Pipokary- HAY. ಠ_ಠ
Death…?
I like the glowing orange and punching objects when you bump into them
I kinda like odd numbers.. so I may have to pass on this medicine.. ._.;
So it’s a medicine to keep you awake while watching golf, with the side effect of making you fall asleep while watching golf.
…
GENIUS!
“Being shot in the head by trained snipers” :o
The last line made me rofl.
Btw, “condituion”.
Spontaneous combustion!?
Damn. Now I have to get them.
oh wow.. i was just watching this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X8ZmofjNRc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2Fpage%2F76%2F&feature=player_embedded
Night vision without the use of specialized goggles… LULZ
“sudden urges to break out into a choreographed dance routine”
Doing the fork in the garbage disposal entirely optional (o^-‘)b
Tee hee.
The drug’s side effect may or may not counter the positive effect, all the while causing several negative effects :p
Minus 5 stamina and decrease of mana rate. Things from Walfas are starting to sound like WoW.
Well, decrease of mana and minus stamina didn’t really bother me *I have plenty of them. But yeah, things like seeing through darkness without night vision goggle and super powers looks inviting.
The thing about the side effects is, they’re legally required to list all the side effects anyone has ever experienced while testing the drug. So there are a lot of side effects that maybe only one person ever experienced and have a very low chance of happening and never all at once, but they’re required to list them all, with the effect of making every single drug sound like deadly poison.
Every good functional programmer knows that side effects are evil. :P
“Calling people by the wrong name”
So yeah I was talking to China the other day…
Well, spontaneous combustion is nothing new! XD
Oh man, that site you linked to is hilarious.
“Do not take Opthail© if you smoke “da ganja”, experience hair loss, have reduced motility or suffer from vampirism.”
In conclusion, something which looks similar to “Oppai” at first glance is not suitable for Remilia. I agree.
By the way, its side effects commonly include sudden death.
and this is where this video returns to prove drugs are silly
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6984028
Haha.
Snipers.
That’s ok, any unwanted side effects can be cleared up by a simple prescription of Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
xDDDD haahahaha.
well, i’m at least interesed by the Night Vision and the super powers thing
I looked at the Generator thing, and could have sworned I saw something that said “Third Eye Pain.”
@Masked map: you probably did, since i just got one thats said “for the treatment of third eye insensitivity.”
Man*
Actually, if you listen carefully, alot of those commercials do list a possible side effect that completely contradicts the drug’s intended use.
It’s funny because it’s true. o.o
The “Gravy Diet” link on the name generator page made me lol pretty hard.
Eirin probably made some of those drugs.
‘Atypical facial hair’ actually sounds pretty cool.
Best Ad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0rMkt3uB9c
Just went on the generator site again and thought this was funny:
“Do not take Cria™ if you are dead, have nostril irregularity or suffer from laziness of the bone.
Quit taking Cria™ if you notice kneecap compression or happiness.”