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Watermelons


I’ve been eating watermelons a lot lately, and then I began wondering… what’s up with watermelon smashing? And what’s the connection between Suika and watermelons? Oh wait, I’m sure “sui” means water, so that may have something to do with it. Well I don’t actually know and I’m just making this up. But yeah. Watermelons.

Educational Television

I feel like it’s been too long since the last daily flash, so I decided to make one today. For the past few weeks, I’ve been watching educational childrens’ television every weekday afternoon, because there’s nothing else on, and it’s actually quite interesting. It makes me feel smart because I know pretty much everything they’re teaching, but I occasionally get stuff wrong (well, it only happened once, but that still counts as “occasionally,” right?), and then I think “oh wow, am I that stupid, or are kids these days just really smart?” I hope it’s the latter.

Telemarketing


So yeah, how about those telemarketers? I actually did this once; I let the person talk for like three minutes until there was silence, and then I just hung up.

Pride

Doesn’t it feel so silly when it happens to you in real life? And you’re like “why do I even care so much about something that someone else did?” Well anyway, the flash isn’t that funny, but it’s mostly true.

Fireworks


Hooray, it’s July 4th, and whatnot. Yeah.