Seriously, I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this. I was all “hey, that would be funny!” but then I realized that it wouldn’t be, because I knew that something like that would probably actually happen and it would not be awesome. Yeah. Oh well, go ahead and discuss some other impractical combinations!
There is probably a few reason why it doesn’t exist, first it looks odd. Second, it is inconvenient with its long form, and the knife can easily injure the user.
I’ve seen Kniforks before. They’re nothing special – a fork with one side being serrated. Your Spnifork is designed with Steak Cutting 3 in mind – of course that’d be unsafe. Knives don’t have to be sharp though – so long as they are serrated and thin-ish they can function as intended without being as dangerous. With such a knife in mind, it no longer is necessary to separate the knife from the Spork – have all 3 components on the same end of the tool. Why not go for a double serrated edged Spork to form the Spinfork?
@Psieye: It’s possible to cut chicken fried steak with a plastic spoon.
tbh, sporks don’t need knives attached to them. They are awesome enough to cut meat already!
Wow! I had thoguht of that before and thought it would revolutionalize the eatery world!
…
Then I realized the impending lawsuits that would follow for the reasons that you stated…
“OMG I PUT OUT MY EYE WITH A SPNIFORK!”
“Why the heck was it anywhere near your eye?!?!”
“…just give me my money or I’ll sue you.”
XD
I love those stereotypical ‘anime-style’ eyes. ;)
It’s probably just my twisted mind that makes me think that was the funniest daily flash in a long time.
…Pupils? That was new.
looked kinda cool though
I WANT A SPNIFORK
Maybe you could use spniforks as some kind of weapon? They’re liable to injure, so why not fight the forces of evil with them?
lol nice detailed eyes. Thinking about making a style change?
Haha detailed eyes…
I also recalled having a spork discussion myself…
It was then decreed that sporks can also be the ultimate weapon as well…
There is probably a few reason why it doesn’t exist, first it looks odd. Second, it is inconvenient with its long form, and the knife can easily injure the user.
I want one!
I love sporks. spniforks sounds like the swiss army knife of eating utensils.
i want spniforks too!! XD
Hooray!
I use chopsticks.
Long-haired character’s random tsundere-ness!
Spniforks would be awesome but there is the whole deal with holding whatever it is that you are cutting down…
…Unless you have TWO Spniforks. Then you would be ambidextrous and awesome at the same time!
I went in thinking there would be a “Master Spork” or something. Oh well.
Tulips.
And wow, bored character whose name I forgot but I believe it has something to do with Unnamed Bored Character is moe.
Whoa, those detailed eyes surprised me with their outofnowhereness.
I here by demand the Spork/tulips and Spnifork be added to the Create.swf :O!
Some actually made a spnifork on a show in the Travel channel once. It was a little different than what’s in the flash though.
i still laughed in the end.
I’ve seen Kniforks before. They’re nothing special – a fork with one side being serrated. Your Spnifork is designed with Steak Cutting 3 in mind – of course that’d be unsafe. Knives don’t have to be sharp though – so long as they are serrated and thin-ish they can function as intended without being as dangerous. With such a knife in mind, it no longer is necessary to separate the knife from the Spork – have all 3 components on the same end of the tool. Why not go for a double serrated edged Spork to form the Spinfork?
“Mister5050
May 19th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Spniforks would be awesome but there is the whole deal with holding whatever it is that you are cutting down…
…Unless you have TWO Spniforks. Then you would be ambidextrous and awesome at the same time!”
That would miss the point of having the 3 in 1 utensil, then i’d rather use a knife and a spork if i’m going to use 2 xD
I keep hearing “spinny forks” and imagine someone using them to fly like a helicopter.
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3612/sporkin1.jpg
Hooray
@Psieye: It’s possible to cut chicken fried steak with a plastic spoon.
tbh, sporks don’t need knives attached to them. They are awesome enough to cut meat already!
SO VIOLENT WITH THE BLOOD
zomg pupils!
awesome!
This remembers me the XKCD comics about sporks…
Whoa pupils. AWESOME ‘_’
Ha ha ha! CHOP THAT MEAT! xD
Considering people already have hurt themselves on plain old knives, i’m pretty sure a spnifork won’t make too much of a difference.
Those eyes were disturbing.
Wow! I had thoguht of that before and thought it would revolutionalize the eatery world!
…
Then I realized the impending lawsuits that would follow for the reasons that you stated…
“OMG I PUT OUT MY EYE WITH A SPNIFORK!”
“Why the heck was it anywhere near your eye?!?!”
“…just give me my money or I’ll sue you.”
XD
I forgot that spniforks could be vorpal. In that way, there is no need to hold what you are cutting down!
Then again, two spniforks are better than one (o^-‘)b
You realize that you have to put these eyes into create.swf now, right?
sad eyes….so moe
I love those stereotypical ‘anime-style’ eyes. ;)
It’s probably just my twisted mind that makes me think that was the funniest daily flash in a long time.
I recently read Hamlet in school and I must say, I’m impressed by you accuracy. Except for the…uh…cute part. Anyway, I’m gonna go read act II now…
¡¡¡I loved those sad eyes of Long Haired Character!!!
¡Time to Sad Long Haired Characters in the snow! :D
Cool its good for eating and EMO people! Hooray! Now everyone is happy!
See: http://www.knork.net/
Fuck you. Sporks as SO fucking overrated. They’re shit as forks and they’re also shit as spoons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporf