東方スイーツ

If someone could explain what this is, that would be great. I just found it a few minutes ago and have no idea what it’s about or where it’s from (besides Japan). I’m guessing it has something to do with IOSYS since there’s a link to Innocent Key (a site that doesn’t seem to be working at the moment) on this site linked to on IOSYS’s site. Yeah, I don’t really know what I’m talking about either.

46 Responses to “東方スイーツ”


  • Sounds like yet another Flandre remix.

  • oh ho, why not first ourselves?

  • Oh, it’s Sakuya pad.

  • Maid! Knee socks! Padded headmaid!

  • I don’t know, but I think at one point I heard “stop killing me.”

  • You wanna know what this is? It’s awesomeness :D

  • Not sure if you actually care or not, but I did eventually find fanart of Kurumi.

  • lol what a manly Rumia

  • Seems even Sakuya has it hard every now and then too.

  • theres a ton of tags on that vid, one even linked to a megaman song ~_~

  • Looks like the Sisters Scarlet are being mean to Sakuya… Teasing her for padding…

    the fact that I think she might deserve it is a moot point.

    also… Cho-Rumia spotted 0.0
    Scary.

  • \PAD長!!/

  • At Palom:

    Not Flandre’s theme. This is clearly based off of Remilia’s theme.

  • ITS PAD
    ITS PAD
    ITS PAD

  • IT’S NOT A PAD!! IT’S A FEAKING PUSH UP BRA, GAWD!!
    IT PUSHES MY BOOBS UP AND LOOKS THEM INTO PLACE!!
    LOCKED GIRL!? YOU GATTA’ BE KIDDIN’ ME!!

    Shaimeimaru is in the tree!

    I DON’T CARE!!! IT’S A PUSH UP BRAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

  • The beginning sounded like Flandre though.

  • Anyway, this is actually one of the best Touhou vocal songs I’ve ever heard. If only I actually knew what they were saying…

  • At Palom…again.

    The beginning is based off of U.N Owen, but the rest is definitely Septette for the Dead Princess.

  • Needs more Lunar Dial imo :(

  • Yes, I realize that NOW. You don’t need to pester me about it.

  • Seems like Sakuya is being “abused” in so many ways…

  • There are 2/3 now IOSYS albums coming out. Guess this is a taste of things to come. Can’t wait.

  • Needs subtitles. :x

  • http://www.toranoana.jp/info/dojin/080525_sweets/
    It’s Track 1 on Innocent Key’s upcoming Reitaisai release. Thank Funkies for pointing this out to me.

  • I’d hate to resort to basic phrases, but that is made of 500% of your RDA of win and… scarlet.

    IOSYS never cease to amaze me… but I think Innocent Key has just exceeded them. If the 2 are in fact related to each other, I’ve just proven my ignorance.

    I owe so much awesomeness in my life to KirbyM/Walfas. =’D

  • Wow…did not see manly Rumia comming

  • I loved the vocals. Pretty awesome.

    Rumia though…didn’t see that coming at all…

  • mmmkay
    “Maid, Knee socks, Pad Manager”
    “They’re not pads, it’s a push-up”
    “Maid, knee socks, Pad Manager”
    “They’re not pads, they’re all breasts”
    “Maid, Knee socks, Pad Manager”
    “Please, that’s enough”
    “Whip, candle, how about a (beep)”
    “Basically worn out”
    “Sometimes, let’s hold tea sessions outside”
    “We’ll do it with coffee and cookies ”
    mmm, yeah losing focus at 4am. bed tiem.

  • that reminds me…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvUzaMgIYVA
    “Sakuya, why are you wearing pad?”

  • Everyone loves Sakuya abuse. All it needed was some Shameimaru abuse and it would be perfect…A Fangirl Youmou is fine too.

  • Everyone, just wait until May 25th. Everything will be made clear then.

    …actually, North Americans should see stuff popping up on Saturday night.

  • Remilia’s voice is awesome.
    And May 25th is going to be THE BEST DAY EVER

  • @ThatGuy
    No. No Fangirl Youmu. Don’t taint my lovely half-ghost anymore.

    About the vid….is IOSYS, the one that introduced me to Touhou remixes, starting to be scary? First the Border of Ecstasy, now this. At least this is one of the better Septette vocal remix I’ve heard. And why does Sakuya’s voice remind me of Hayate(Combat Buttler)?

  • The art looks very familiar… idk where -_-
    also, imo: Remi and Flan are doing some good Kanako impersinations.

  • 1. Did Flan get censored at one point in the video?

    2. One of the ‘Related’ videos is one of a MEGAMARI remix.

  • Hahaha Pad Maid!
    If China is there she’s dead.

  • “SD”M INDEED

    Sakuya?

    Since you’ve been working so hard, let’s go sponge
    tea off *that private room* in the shrine this weekend.

    Maid! Knee socks! Head padder!
    (It’s not a pad! I’ve got my ways!)
    Maid! Knee socks! Head padder!
    (It’s not a pad! They’re natural!)
    Maid! Knee socks! Head padder!
    (… give me a break!)

    Whips, candle wax, oh! And how about XXX?
    … man, I’m really tired.

    We should have tea parties outside sometimes
    We’ll make you a celeb with cookies and coffee
    (Oh, big sister!)
    We’ll give our maid, Sakuya, a big prize
    How will she feel about our usual thanks?

    Wait, what’s that look for? The tea isn’t ready yet.
    Oh, forget about the tea, Sakuya, don’t you have such
    nice long legs?

    Please stop~
    Oh, it’s okay, isn’t it?
    No, not there!
    Oh, they’re so soft!
    Take out your pads and be honest!
    (I told you, they’re natural!)

    Our commotion runs deep into the night
    Even when morning comes calling, we’ll pretend not to notice

    I-I’ll tell you exactly what happened!
    Outside the mansion,
    The vampires were sexually harrassing their maid!
    Through cat ears,
    Rabbit ears,
    And other tasteless things like that …
    I feel I’ve definitely
    Tasted a much scarier side of the SDM …

    I guess this … isn’t so bad …

  • …This song was a lot cooler before I knew the lyrics.

  • @Person: Same here. I guess sometimes it’s better off not knowing what the words in Japanese songs mean. Except when someone who does speak Japanese hears what you’re listening to.

  • am i the only person who found the translation funny as hell.

  • Here is a subbed version of this movie based on Solamarle’s translation

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J45no0vXkDM

  • lol manly rumia! XD

  • @Grilleds

    Yeah, I found it hilarious too!

    Remilia/Sakuya/Flandre prairing, anyone?

  • Certainly got us thinking here are work, expect a few replies later.

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