Laziness

Well, I was looking for “Products for lazy people” on Google for more examples for this daily flash, and I came upon a website that linked to this video (which I think is hilarious), and I ended up spending almost an hour watching some really funny commercial/infomercial parodies on YouTube. But then I realized I was in the middle of making a daily flash and then I ended up rushing it, so this daily flash ended up being kinda… not that good (not that it would have been that good anyway). Now if only there were a product that makes daily flashes for you when you’re being distracted by YouTube videos…

Also, Zazzle is having a $4 off all T-shirts sale (if you use the code “PATTYSHIRT09”), but unfortunately I still haven’t gotten a response from ZUN about being able to use Touhou characters on Zazzle shirts, so there’s only daily flash shirts on there now. Oh well, the sale ends next Tuesday, so maybe if he responds before then, I can put the Touhou shirts back up and people can take advantage of the sale. Or you could just buy daily flash shirts (although the only one I really like is the AWESOME! shirt).

35 Responses to “Laziness”


  • What flash? (also, 1st)

  • Nvm, it loaded or something.

  • They already have a TV Watcher that watches TV for you: It’s called TIVO.

  • I sort of doubt ZUN is going to respond any time soon… no offense or anything it just doesn’t seem that likely to me.

    Products like those will exist as long as Billy Mays and Vince Offer are still alive.

  • next is a device that helps you press a remote with a remote XD
    okay, is that possible?

  • ZUN doesn’t exist. He is only a concept created in the internet…

  • Well, uh, consider the ending to be…representatively ironic! Yes, that’s it. By making a rushed ending, you appear to be exhibiting the very laziness about which you complain in your Flash, and so the deeper subtext of the, uh…ah, skip it. What’s on TV?

    Wait, where’s the remote…? Ah, skip it.

  • ZUN’s busy drinking. That’s the only explanation for Touhou UFO.

    Also…am I the only one that find the sleeved blankets kind of creepy? They look less like blankets to me than cult robes.

  • The secret ending of this made me laugh.

    About ZUN replying, I don’t think he will soon… Reitaisai is near and he must be busy with TH12 after all.

  • I was going to try to count my post.. but maybe on tomorrows.. also I was going to search for the secret daily flash button.. but pushing right arrow to find the secret page was easier.. ahh Internet, you are best when lazy~

  • YEAH SNUGGIE

  • eyelid moving-machine!? DO WANT 9!!

  • I’m lazy right now, I should buy a product to make a comment in my place.

  • I bought my mom a snuggie as a joke gift because she complained about these ads so much.

    She sent me back the complementary book light, lol.

  • HI! BILLY MAYES HERE WITH THE MIGHTY PUDDY!

  • The snuggies add is really a advertisement for a cult. See those faces, only cultists and druggies have smiles like that.

  • This was Funnny And y4s that Snuggie Does Look like a Cult Robe…

    Also Touhou UFO FTW I Cant wait to get it!

  • @ChuBaka: Ah heard somewhere that the demo comes out on March 8th, but I’m not 100% certain.

    I get distracted all the time when I should be making, like, RP posts, or something. DISTRAAAACTIONS.

    Oh, yeah, by the way, the characters in daily flashes never DO blink. Nobody BLINKS, except maybe Komachi when she’s waking up.

  • Laziness is my middle name.
    Heres some interesting stuff I found on Nico Video. My GOD was I ever glad to be billingual when I heard this stuff.

    Official Know-how about the Hakurei Shrine Reitaisai ’09
    -Narrated by Suwako&Kanako&Sanae
    http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6229932
    -Narrated by Aya&Nitori
    http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6228418

  • Didn’t someone in the last flash suggest SanaexSakuya? Because a friend of mine found art of that. Are you sure some fanartist isn’t stalking you? XD

    *cough*

    MAN LAZY STUFF IS AWESOME. I’d buy a Go-To-Work For You machine so I can stay home but still get paid from my job.

  • @krisslanza

    could you perhaps link us to this SanaexSakuya work?

  • @krisslanza: I suggested it… and if that is the result of a fanartist stalking me, I wish I could be stalked more. xD
    (Hmm… that sounded a little Tenshi-ish.)
    Also, a link to the art would be awesome, but, since Walfas is supposed to be work-safe, I guess posting it on your own blog would be the best way to share it. ;)

  • @krisslanza: And I approved the SomethingUnreal SanaexSakuya suggestion XD
    I must start the search of this art *-*

  • This idea came to mymind precisely when I clicked the submit button… Walfas is home to the SanaexSakuya pairing meme right now…

  • I want an eyelid-moving-machine :D

  • Tired of having to think topics for your daily flashes? Well, no more! For only 9 easy payments of $55 dollars you can get the Think-o-matic!’ a random flash ideas machine! Using complicated algorithms that follow the wave of the hidden feelings of the existentialism and other complicated words we have no idea what they mean, this wonderful contraption will do all the thinking (in a manner of speaking) for you! Many testimonies of successful and brilliant ideas exist! We just don’t have them right now! So, let’s just see a few examples of this wonderful machine:

    -Kirbym’s Flash about English! The differences between American and British English are discussed! Cliches from both sides of the Atlantic will make this flash an instant success! SUCCESS!
    -Kyrbym’s Flash about Cliches! Discussion about the logic (or lack thereof) of common sayings. Unnamed character interprets literally ‘don’t let the bed bugs bite’ COMEDY!
    -Kyrbym’s Flash about Growing up! Discussion about the disadvantages and benefits of growing up. One of the characters realizes he’s old! DRAMA!

    I know many of the usual posters have bought this product already! Feel free to share the ideas from the Think-o-matic! (Patent pending)

  • Oof, I’m tired of having to move my legs, can you guys do it for me? :(

  • The Snuggie cult videos are hilarious.

  • @Anonymous: EPIC YURI WIN

  • Something that types for you would be nice…

  • @Arlekin: Not epic but yuri is always nice. xD
    Also, I was playing StepMania Online tonight when I noticed that there were some amazingly-appropriately-named rooms considering krisslanza’s recent comment…
    http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3972/screen00189cen.jpg

  • I forgot to check this last night! :x

    Also, I prefer Reimu/Sanae :x

  • Profiting from lazy people? It’s not like its been new when you think back to the ages of kings and queens…at least I think that’s the case too.

    I want a product that will exist for me…wait O_o

  • @SomethingUnreal: Maybe not so epic, but you’re right, yuri is always nice
    @MarisaMuffin: Don’t worry, in Gensokyo, the harems are 24/7

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