Archive for the 'Daily flash' Category

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Courtroom Shows


If there existed a Judge Sikieiki Yamaxanadu show, I would watch it.

Carnot Engine


In making this, I realized I have no idea how to draw engines. Especially giant ones that would look like they’d be impossibly efficient. Also, I apologize in advance if anyone is offended by the blatant French stereotypes portrayed in this daily flash.

Animal Rights

Based on a very small part of this New York Times article about animal rights (the article mentions nothing of giving animals the right to vote or run for president, though) that we had to read in class last week. This isn’t in response to Obama’s inauguration or anything, though, but I guess it does connect. Anyway, I had more to write but I forgot. Oh well.

Math Jokes (2)

When our calculus teacher actually told us this joke today, people actually did start laughing when she said they were walking down the street, which is what inspired Unnamed Character’s reactions throughout the daily flash. Except she actually understands the joke, contrary to what actually happened with some people. A lot of people in the class didn’t seem to get it at first, although they laughed at the earlier parts that weren’t really supposed to be funny. It was probably sarcastic laughter though; I know I was laughing sarcastically throughout, and then when she got to the punchline, I actually did think it was funny. Also, did I mention that calculus is awesome? Because it is.

Nascar Racing


Races would probably be much more interesting if the tracks weren’t just… ovals. Well they’re not exactly ovals, but close enough. Or maybe if they had boxes on the track with power-ups and items in them. And places where you can instantaneously boost your speed by driving over something. Looking back, I feel like that would’ve made for a much more interesting daily flash. By the way, something does happen if you decide to wait for the guy to go through 500 laps (assuming I did it correctly). It’s not really worth it, though.

In any case, while I’m on the subject of Nascar racing, I might as well post this satirical video from The Onion, which I think is hilarious.