The current financial crisis is all because some high school calculus students failed to make a roller coaster function that is differentiable everywhere. Because everyone knows that the economy depends on the success of fictional amusement park roller coasters.
Dang cusps, taking innocent lives.
After 5 it was actually just a normal curve. It would appear that something took a bite out of the original function.
At Mi Co.(TM) we like to take pride in offering goods and services of the highest quality. Anything ranging from soft-drinks to computer programs, youkai “extermination” to fine eating establishments. We are confident in our ability to serve the customer with the quality and respect they deserve.
As we unveil our newest roller-coaster line, we are positive that you will be gripping at your seat with excitement. We also plan to release our new Mikotatsu(TM) in the near future.
If you are satisfied with the services we bring to you, the consumer, you can help further support our organization towards a brighter future. We are accepting donations of all sizes, but please stop putting rice in the donation box.
Thank you for your support in Mi Co and its endeavors.
I remember that physics assignment. My “coaster” was a series of cannons being launched from one place to another….then landing next to a pinball launcher and smacked right back to the beginning.The project only cared if it was physically possible, not whether it would cause trauma to the passanger.
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Sakuya: Remilia, what did the souter say about Yuyuko’s power level?
Remilia: *enraged* Is OVER 9000!!
Sakuya: What 9000?! THERE’S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!!!!
Ohhhhh, that’s what you meant. That guy who asked the first question said exactly what I was thinking, and I didn’t get what you meant until you drew a picture of that roller coaster on the function. At first I though it was like… a roller coaster on… the… functions? Like, the rails were integral signs. Yes I know that makes no sense, I was confused too.
Like the Stock Market!
Yay for random awesomeness @ end ^^
Don’t tell me your teacher said that xD
Dang cusps, taking innocent lives.
After 5 it was actually just a normal curve. It would appear that something took a bite out of the original function.
HOORAY!!
f(x)=sinx
Really awesome!
AWESOME
Somehow, I expected Yuyuko.
Is it that you can combine the word “Miko” with anything?
Reminds me of those….things… where you try to make a good roller coaster track.
Mi Co stocks have dropped!
Ny..ron?
And yes, miko can be combined with anything, because the word is that awesome. Miko miko miko miko miko.
haha minor character
At Mi Co.(TM) we like to take pride in offering goods and services of the highest quality. Anything ranging from soft-drinks to computer programs, youkai “extermination” to fine eating establishments. We are confident in our ability to serve the customer with the quality and respect they deserve.
As we unveil our newest roller-coaster line, we are positive that you will be gripping at your seat with excitement. We also plan to release our new Mikotatsu(TM) in the near future.
If you are satisfied with the services we bring to you, the consumer, you can help further support our organization towards a brighter future. We are accepting donations of all sizes, but please stop putting rice in the donation box.
Thank you for your support in Mi Co and its endeavors.
@Azathoth: “Mikotatsu(TM)” That’s it. Now I’ve seen the unlimited wonders of one single word.
I don’t give a miko how awesome that word is. Reimu is my waifu.
That’s a functional Yuyuko feeding device. What’s wrong with that? D:
I remember that physics assignment. My “coaster” was a series of cannons being launched from one place to another….then landing next to a pinball launcher and smacked right back to the beginning.The project only cared if it was physically possible, not whether it would cause trauma to the passanger.
yuyuko’s expression of pure bliss after eating the coaster..lolz
go go yuyuko!
Death by Yuyuko, it finally is back.
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Awesome XD
The amusement park was suffering from a Code Lavender.
Yuyuko looks happy about it though.
I was having so much fun hitting the left key to make the rollercoaster car fly back out of Yuyuko’s mouth, it was hilarious.
RANDOM YUYUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least Yuyuko is happy in the end.
Wow, you make calculus look awesome.
Are Mi Co. and Yuyu Co. affiliate or rival companies?
baaaaaaad time to have a million dollar investment go down in these harsh times XD
Mi Co. Coasters: Well, it’s safer than carnival coasters
there should have been a vertical asymptote at x=5 :3
or jump discontinuity
CODE LAVENDER!!!
Sakuya: Remilia, what did the souter say about Yuyuko’s power level?
Remilia: *enraged* Is OVER 9000!!
Sakuya: What 9000?! THERE’S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!!!!
NO WAY! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
@ピコハンＰ: Nah it isn’t. Because it might spontaneously burst in flames.
Ohhhhh, that’s what you meant. That guy who asked the first question said exactly what I was thinking, and I didn’t get what you meant until you drew a picture of that roller coaster on the function. At first I though it was like… a roller coaster on… the… functions? Like, the rails were integral signs. Yes I know that makes no sense, I was confused too.
@Anonymous: Looks like they’re affiliates to me. xD
Mi Co.
Yuyu Co.
Mo Co.
Kana Co.
Suwa Co.
Minori Co.
Don’t forget Yume Co.
Oh, and Toki Co.!